| The famous underbite. |
Monday, August 22, 2011
Monday, August 15, 2011
Bia's Tricks @ 7 1/2 weeks old
"Ring the Bell"
Bia learned to ring the bell any time she needed to go out (or at least wanted to go out). She has other ways of telling you she needs to go like barking incessantly for no reason or waiting at the door, oh so patiently. Sometimes she seems a little annoyed and will emphatically ring the bell and push it around, then still keep ringing. So much personality.
"Shake, High Five, Wave"
Bia loves high fives, but it seems she has grown out of the wave. I don't know what it is about the "wave". I think maybe she just hates goodbyes. You can maybe try, "heeeeeeeey" with her as it is something new and Bia loves challenges.
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"Roll Over"
It took a while for Bia to learn this one. It's another one that she hesitates to do now. I really think she just got too big. I'm sure if you have a treat good enough...she'll do anything!
"Bang! Bang!"
Bia LOVED this trick. Again, another one she grew out of somehow, sadly. I really think she literally "grew out" of it...she's just gotten too big and seems very reluctant and would still do the trick (at least for her Auntie Grace and Uncle John Ross)....just in sloooow motion.
UPDATE (pre-departure)
| I'm pretty good at playing dead. |
| streeeeetch! |

I've gotten used to spending my weekends away. I usually go to grandma and grandpa's. They spoil me so. I always come back EXHAUSTED after a weekend with them. Grandpa and I play until my paws feel like they're about to fall off! They like to dress me up in t-shirts and glasses (pictured right). We visit Tito Andy and Uncle Einar a lot, too. They just live right down the street...it's a nice walk.
I also got to spend two weekends with Uncle Mike and Auntie Ivy. I think I tire them out more than they tire me! They like to feed me organic things...it all tastes good to me. They even let me try a few grapes! They didn't know I wasn't supposed to have some, but I was just fine. I even got to hang out with their neighbor while they were doing yard work. They said they want a puppy just like me!
I wanted to finish this post before my departure, but I never got the chance. I would still like to post more, so stay tuned!
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Weeks 3 thru 5
I am so sorry to have left you all without an update for so long...I've been busy. Let's see...
Week 3
This week was pretty uneventful. So, I thought I'd just fill this space to let you know a little bit about myself.
Weekend #4
I spent all weekend away from Uncle John Ross and Auntie Grace. I think they said they were going to go celebrate Uncle John Ross' 29th birthday by camping at Ginnie Springs all weekend. I can't believe Uncle John Ross is 29....wow, he is OLD! Anyway, I didn't mind that they left me. Grandma and Grandpa picked me up and they let me ride on the floor in the front seat! I had fun spending Thursday and Friday with them. They feed me celery, carrots, and even bananas! Friday and Saturday night I spent with my Uncle Einar. I loved spending time with him. They let me hang out and roam the house whenever they had to go somewhere. I tried to be good. I peed on my puppy pad and then, when I couldn't find my pad, I peed in my crate. It's okay though. They don't put me in there anyway.
Week 4
BLUR!
Weekend #5
I got to meet Uncle John Ross' nephews....would that make them my cousins?!

Week 3
This week was pretty uneventful. So, I thought I'd just fill this space to let you know a little bit about myself.
- I have sensitive skin
- I am impervious to pain
- I am very stubborn when I want to be
- I love people
- I love other dogs even more - I've never met a dog I didn't like (but I have met plenty that don't appreciate my playful nature)
- I know how to shake, high five, and wave...still learning to roll over
- I like playing hide and seek
- My farts stink...bad
Weekend #4
I spent all weekend away from Uncle John Ross and Auntie Grace. I think they said they were going to go celebrate Uncle John Ross' 29th birthday by camping at Ginnie Springs all weekend. I can't believe Uncle John Ross is 29....wow, he is OLD! Anyway, I didn't mind that they left me. Grandma and Grandpa picked me up and they let me ride on the floor in the front seat! I had fun spending Thursday and Friday with them. They feed me celery, carrots, and even bananas! Friday and Saturday night I spent with my Uncle Einar. I loved spending time with him. They let me hang out and roam the house whenever they had to go somewhere. I tried to be good. I peed on my puppy pad and then, when I couldn't find my pad, I peed in my crate. It's okay though. They don't put me in there anyway.
| Me shaking paws...er hands. |
BLUR!
Weekend #5
I got to meet Uncle John Ross' nephews....would that make them my cousins?!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Weekend #3
So, my playdate with Chloe on Thursday went well...or at least I think so. I had SO much fun with her! We walked so far, I barely made it back! I was pooped (hehe, pun intended)! I especially love all the toys she gave me. I really, really liked the dental chew. Chloe's mom says she never eats it, but she sure didn't like me chewing it when we got back from our walk! I also got to meet Chloe's sister, Abbey. She wouldn't play with me...she just growled. Strange looking puppy she was. Little did I know she was actually a CAT - Auntie Grace told me later. I like playing with big dogs. They can take my punches, or as I like to call them...love taps.
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| Like me new harness?! |
I got to spend all day Friday with grandma and grandpa! They are awesome. They give me carrots and take me on long walks. Oh! When we were walking, we ran into Auntie Eng's mom and one of my friends! We had so much fun playing in people's lawns! Auntie Grace thinks I got bit by ants somewhere though. I guess I was pretty itchy.
I guess my weekend wasn't over though. We had yet another visitor on Saturday. This one from Auntie Reshan, Uncle Holman and their Bailey! There's nothing more I love than attention from humans, except for the attention from other DOGS! This one was tiny...and fast! He was running from me and jumped on the couch...and I followed! That was the first time Auntie Grace and Uncle John Ross saw me jump like that. I think my legs are getting stronger from all these stairs. I think everyone was getting a little scared that I was playing too rough though. I keep telling them that they are just love taps, but they wouldn't listen and they hid Bailey from me for a little while. I found her, eventually.
OH. Auntie Grace and Uncle John Ross THINK I met another milestone this weekend. NO accidents this weekend....again, so they think. I'm doing pretty good in my crate, too. Even though I almost pooped my pants after that crazy storm yesterday afternoon! There were branches everywhere on our walk...I was in heaven. Oh yeah, forgot to tell you guys - I learned how to shake hands! I'l have to show you guys next time I see you. I love you all!
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Week 2
We reached a milestone today (Thursday, 6/9)! It's been a whole week and I haven't had an accident in my crate (knock on wood)! I held it for a whole EIGHT hours today! A first! I am so awesome.
A couple of days ago, Auntie Grace took me to a pet store where there was lots of treats, toys, people, and other dogs! At first, I was a little scared because it was like we were in a doctor's office and Auntie Grace just left me there! Then, I got distracted because there was so many people giving me love and attention. I love turning on my back so people can rub my belly. People just eat that shit up. Speaking of eating shit...I got a taste today! I tricked Auntie Grace, she thought I was just going for a stick under some thick bushes...then I came out with poop in my mouth! HAha. Well, I shouldn't laugh, Auntie Grace didn't find it very funny...she didn't know it was poop until she tried kicking it away. I don't know why she wouldn't let me go back for more...whatever was in there was tasty! I'm jealous. Anyway, at the doctor's I got 3 more shots and my ears cleaned! The doctor said there was some discharge, so now Auntie Grace has to clean my ears and put a drop of ointment every day, twice a day! I don't like it very much, but I tolerate it. It feels good when she rubs my ears! I also got to see my sugar momma, Auntie Erika! She wouldn't give me love because I had poop in my head. I couldn't hold it much longer at the doctor's office...there was just too much excitement all around! OH, and Auntie Grace picked me up a new leash and harness! It's such a relief not getting choked when I try and pull.
Oh, I have another milestone for you. I haven't gone one day without having an accident in the house. Uncle John Ross isn't happy about that one, but he doesn't get me. I'm still figuring my body out!
Anyway, it's time to go. Auntie Grace tells me I have a playdate with someone named Chloe. I hope she likes me. I will tell you more about it when I get back!
A couple of days ago, Auntie Grace took me to a pet store where there was lots of treats, toys, people, and other dogs! At first, I was a little scared because it was like we were in a doctor's office and Auntie Grace just left me there! Then, I got distracted because there was so many people giving me love and attention. I love turning on my back so people can rub my belly. People just eat that shit up. Speaking of eating shit...I got a taste today! I tricked Auntie Grace, she thought I was just going for a stick under some thick bushes...then I came out with poop in my mouth! HAha. Well, I shouldn't laugh, Auntie Grace didn't find it very funny...she didn't know it was poop until she tried kicking it away. I don't know why she wouldn't let me go back for more...whatever was in there was tasty! I'm jealous. Anyway, at the doctor's I got 3 more shots and my ears cleaned! The doctor said there was some discharge, so now Auntie Grace has to clean my ears and put a drop of ointment every day, twice a day! I don't like it very much, but I tolerate it. It feels good when she rubs my ears! I also got to see my sugar momma, Auntie Erika! She wouldn't give me love because I had poop in my head. I couldn't hold it much longer at the doctor's office...there was just too much excitement all around! OH, and Auntie Grace picked me up a new leash and harness! It's such a relief not getting choked when I try and pull.
Oh, I have another milestone for you. I haven't gone one day without having an accident in the house. Uncle John Ross isn't happy about that one, but he doesn't get me. I'm still figuring my body out!
Anyway, it's time to go. Auntie Grace tells me I have a playdate with someone named Chloe. I hope she likes me. I will tell you more about it when I get back!
Monday, June 6, 2011
Weekend #2
We had another eventful weekend. Not sure if you guys care to know or not, but I am so happy about it I'm going to share with you anyway...my poop is finally back to "normal"! I'd take a picture and show you...I am that happy, but that's probably taking it just a little too far. I don't get anymore chicken and rice, cottage cheese, or canola oil in my food. They even stopped feeding me my new treats! I miss those treats, but I hate diarrhea...it hurts. Oh, what else was there? Oh! I stayed a whole day in my crate on Friday. I wasn't too happy about it, as you can see.
Saturday, they put me back in there, but I was okay with it...I had a new bed! Uncle John Ross and Auntie Grace tell me I would have had fun where they went...Riverside Arts Markets, lots of dogs to play with! They said I couldn't go yet because I hadn't had all my vaccinations yet, but when they got back I got to take a ride in Auntie Erika's car! She wouldn't let me sit in her lap like she used to. She said I was too fat! Auntie Grace said the same thing that night when she weighed me...she said I was 24.8 lbs! Anyway, we got in queue with a bunch of other dogs and their parents. I was SO EXCITED! My friend in front of us shared her water bowl with me. I was thirsty...it was pretty hot outside. Then, before I know it Auntie Grace put me on a table and then we had to go. I don't even know what hit me, but Auntie Grace and Auntie Erika tell me I got 2 shots! The doctor gave me a big hug and I guess I just got distracted. I was really thirsty that night and drank too much water so I had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Auntie Grace didn't know until I started going at the foot of the bedroom stairs. She tricked me! I thought we were going downstairs to use the bathroom - I still get confused. But, I'm glad she took me out...cause I had to poop, too! It must have been those shots the doctor gave me.
Sunday, I got to go on another road trip! Auntie Grace and Uncle John Ross dropped me off at Auntie Erika's and I got to spend the whole day with her! I even took a nap with her, that was nice. I was really excited when they came back though. I drank a lot when we got home and had to use the bathroom in the middle of the night AGAIN. It's tiring using the bathroom in the middle of the night. I hope I don't get used to it.
Monday, Uncle John Ross put me in the darn crate again, Auntie Grace keeps calling it my "home". I surprised Auntie Grace when she got home - I greeted her coming down the stairs! Little do they know I have the keys to my own home. I tried to go outside after I couldn't find them anywhere cause I had to use the bathroom, so I ended up just going pee in the kitchen and on Uncle John Ross' rug. I fell asleep, and got scared...I woke up to all these loud noises and things falling out of the sky! I tried to be good...I've seen how much time it takes for Uncle John Ross and Auntie Grace to clean my poop inside, so I waited until Auntie Grace got home to do that. I'll never tell them where I hide that key though.
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